You don’t have to be born in America to not remember 9/11. This chubby pudge thinks 9/11 is a better, classier 7-11. Ugh. 

You don’t have to be born in America to not remember 9/11. This chubby pudge thinks 9/11 is a better, classier 7-11. Ugh. 


This kid has no idea.

This kid has no idea.


"Even Superman would not have been able to prevent the…uh…um… what were we talking about?"

"Even Superman would not have been able to prevent the…uh…um… what were we talking about?"


"Did you say Mime in Heaven?!?! Oh, no, I don’t know about that."

"Did you say Mime in Heaven?!?! Oh, no, I don’t know about that."


"God, another TV show about Nine One One? No thanks."

"God, another TV show about Nine One One? No thanks."


4 brains. No rememberies.

4 brains. No rememberies.


"What? Sure I can count! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-10-12"

"What? Sure I can count! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-10-12"


"I REFUSE TO REMEMBER, OLD MAN!"

"I REFUSE TO REMEMBER, OLD MAN!"


"I call this look the Freedom Tower! Why? I have no idea."

"I call this look the Freedom Tower! Why? I have no idea."


I know the secret to this little guy’s sound sleep - no knowledge of the biggest terrorist attack on American soil.

I know the secret to this little guy’s sound sleep - no knowledge of the biggest terrorist attack on American soil.